never has to reach for comedy, it flows naturally with nary a stumble. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller that makes zombies relevant again. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you.' - SF Signal is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it.' - Washington Post 'Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. 'Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. That's just as well, since the 'cure' involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection-the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. About the Book Includes an excerpt from Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits.

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